A man is pushing his car along the road when he comes to a hotel. He shouts, "I'm bankrupt!" Why?
Feed me and I live, yet give me a drink and I die.
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
Which creature walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?
"Die Potato" "I Like trains" "wait no no no no no" MMMMMRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
"Die potato" "Not today"
"Hey i baked you a pie" "oh boy what flavour!?" "Pie Flavour"
"hello mine turtle" "Hello"
"got your nose!" "heehhehehe" "look out he's got a nose" bang bang bang
IM gonna do an internet
Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack
Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder said "I can't fix that"
Yo mama so short she hang glides on a Dorito
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something that fish smoke
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Separate names with a comma.